- Maiden's Handbag: Available only at the posh Maiden Road, which is geared toward female fanfic fans. Please, PLEASE take me with you next time you go! - Killer Rabbit Plush: A cutely terrifying plushie of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog with its mouth wide open. - Green, Green Dress: A deep green velvet dress with twenty buttons and a strap. What a pleasure to unwrap. - Foam Dart Pistol: A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. (x2) - Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. (x2) - Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in caramel macchiato flavor, from Spacebucks. [DRINK] - Calligrapher's Supplies: The most important skill: calligraphy. A wooden box with a feather quill and a bottle of green ink. - Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU- - Bottled Water: A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (x2) [DRINK] - Pep Bar: Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step! [SNACK] - Marshmallow Gun: Weaponry that resembles a very odd cannon, portable and somewhat heavy. Don’t get your hopes up, though. It only shoots marshmallows as big as your head. A gift from Lucrezia. - Velvet Cape: A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. - Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. [DRINK] - Watch: A strange watch. The face only shows the number 8 in cyan. - A Recording from a Murdergame in Krakow: Voice recordings that involve an unidentified man saying something meant to annoy or needle Lucrezia Mongfish. This mastermind and her cohort were...quite a team. Each recording is a separate instance, somehow, just how many are out there?! A gift from Lucrezia. - Nina in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby. (x3) - Trust Exercises and You!: A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? - Nisse: A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home. - Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips. [SNACK] - Firethrower Trombone: A trombone that, for some reason, also works as a flamethrower. At least you don’t have to blow into it to expel fire, just hold it and blast flames! A gift from Lucrezia. - Hot Sauce: A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk! [SNACK?] - Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch. - Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink! - GNU Terry Pratchett: A first-edition book by a beloved author. This one is Guards! Guards!, book 8 of the Discworld series. - Pumice: A porous rock formed during violent volcanic eruptions. Use it to scrape off all that old, dry skin on the body. - Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it. [DRINK] - Love Status Ring: Wear it on your right hand, you're looking for love. On your left, you've found it. On both... well, that's just asking for catastrophe. - Vice: A tool used to grip and stabilize materials (like metal) to shape and fix it. Somehow, just the name conveys a strong sense of power... - Magnum Permanent Marker: An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use. - Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another. - Caviar: A tin of fancy caviar. [SNACK] - Otamatone: Play it as loud as possible to annoy your friends. - Millennium Prize Problems: These seven important mathematical problems were posted by the Clay Mathematics Institute, with a reward of one million dollars for each one solved. - Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak! - Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. - Lovers' Spaghetti: A fresh and hot plate of spaghetti, made to be shared with your loved one. [SNACK] - Strawberry: A single strawberry that is sweet and juicy and tastes like a friend gave it to you after taking it straight from the garden of a goddess. [SNACK] - Argos: ...it's a horse. That's it. - Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a quoka. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day! (x2) - Slippers: A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside. - Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours. [SNACK] (x2) - SEXY Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts. - Moon Rock: A rock taken from the Sea of Tranquility on the moon by the astronauts on Apollo 11. Its composition is apparently unusual for where it was found... Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is lemon lime. [DRINK] Jumpsuit: These jumpsuits come in a variety of colors and are perfect for ghostbusting! They somehow perfectly fit you. A gift from Ray. - Travel Sweets: A tin of sweets made to help ease motion sickness on long car rides, flavored with lemon, honey, and chamomile. [SNACK] - Coffee (Nice Quality): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land. - - NSAID/Mild Painkiller: A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills. - After-Dinner Mints: A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth. - Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...? - Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is. - Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits! - Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing. - Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium. - Brain Ring: A ring in the shape of a brain. I wonder who that could belong to? - Weighted Companion Cube: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. - Labcoat: A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! - Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all! - Nut Basket: It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass. - Chess Set: Oh yeah, it's big brain time. - Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder? - Childchime Mini Cheese Wheel: A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. - Shears: Since Hope's Peak Academy doesn't have a barber, the students are responsible for cutting their own hair. - Instant Ramen: A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. - Holy Water: It's holy, it's water, its a great vampire repellent (if your vampires were Catholic in life). - Fruit & Nut Basket: A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included. - Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Cancer symbol on it in gray. - Taser: Useful for self-defense!
- Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves. - Demon Angel Princess Figure: A collectible figure of Princess Piggles, the popular heroine from "Demon Angel Pretty Pudgy Princess". - Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough. - Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear. - Jetsons Chewable Vitamins: A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even here, childproof caps are practically adultproof. - Hat Trick: A snazzy purple top hat. (x2) - Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith. (x2) - Coconut: It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain… [SNACK?] - Quality Chinchilla Cover: A dark red seat cover. Its refined design is intended for only the most elite clientele. - Blueberry Perfume: Very popular with men these days. But to be honest, although it does attract the ladies, most guys hate the smell... - Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons. - Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together. - Lemonade Apple: This oblong imposter from New Zealand’s Yummy Fruit Company does not taste like lemonade. It does, however, taste like a regular apple that was accidentally dropped in lemonade. This may come as a disappointment since, with its bright yellow exterior and snappy branding, you’d expect the Lemonade Apple to send you into a citrusy vortex of cockeyed hysterics, forcing your brain to cope with a contradiction of fruity discord that leaves you penniless and naked on a street corner begging pedestrians to slap you back into what you once considered reality. However, maybe we don’t need such extremities in these troubled times. Great for gift bags! [SNACK?] - 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven? (x2) - Bojobo Dolls: Made from seeds and coconut fiber, these are used in Buddhist prayers. You determine your wish based on how you position the arms and legs. - Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long? - Moustache-inator: When you fire this gun, it gives the target a moustache. What loser would think of an invention like this? - Sports Ball: Great to throw and or bounce or...shoot? (This one is a baseball.) - Toy Car: A small, RC car! Race them around! - Michael's Special Stuff: Refreshing, blue, performance enhan- ...this is just water, isn't it. [DRINK] - Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight. - Instant Fruit-Flavored Gelatin: Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included. - Framed Coins: A set of fourteen coins, assumed to be part of a collection! Also makes for a fun investment! - Bon Appetit: A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! - Playstation 4: Contains Pac-Man, The Golf Club Two, Overcooked, and…Mario Kart? What? - Gamer Fuel: It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt? - Canadian Flag: O, Canada.... - Emperor's Thong: Designed solely for those in control of their buttocks. For better or worse, it's unisexual. - Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that! - GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.
- Model Time Machine: A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls. - WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache. - Toxic Waste Barrel: Maybe you should just dispose of this. Quickly. (x2) - Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump. - Plastic Mask: For when you want to look… Handsome. - Atlas Shrugged: A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
- Gun: An ornately detailed golden revolver. Careful, it's loaded! Goddamn it, Barry. - Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats. Brought to Anna's party. - A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE. Used. - Luscinia - A positively spherical plush toy of a galaxy-colored pigeon in a little orange scarf. When you squeeze her, she coos out a lovely song that will not stop until it’s done, no matter how many more times you squeeze her. Received from Hikage.Gifted to Heart. - Hydrangea: A Pokeball containing a friendly and playful Shaymin. Returned to Franciscus. - A Cup of Pine Tea: Tastes earthy and pine-y and like friendship forged through mutual support of each other's vengeance schemes. Drank - “Almond Flavoring”: A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. Entrusted to Yl'lb. - Hardlight Watch: A pink, space-age watch that tells time and nothing else, especially not projecting a holographic disguise. It seems to be broken, but an inscription on the back reads “P. Polendina”. Repaired and returned to Penny. - Whiskey (Shitty): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey. Brought to Anna's party.
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- Maiden's Handbag: Available only at the posh Maiden Road, which is geared toward female fanfic fans. Please, PLEASE take me with you next time you go!
- Killer Rabbit Plush: A cutely terrifying plushie of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog with its mouth wide open.
- Green, Green Dress: A deep green velvet dress with twenty buttons and a strap. What a pleasure to unwrap.
- Foam Dart Pistol: A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. (x2)
- Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. (x2)
- Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in caramel macchiato flavor, from Spacebucks. [DRINK]
- Calligrapher's Supplies: The most important skill: calligraphy. A wooden box with a feather quill and a bottle of green ink.
- Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
- Bottled Water: A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (x2) [DRINK]
- Pep Bar: Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step! [SNACK]
- Marshmallow Gun: Weaponry that resembles a very odd cannon, portable and somewhat heavy. Don’t get your hopes up, though. It only shoots marshmallows as big as your head. A gift from Lucrezia.
- Velvet Cape: A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
- Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. [DRINK]
- Watch: A strange watch. The face only shows the number 8 in cyan.
- A Recording from a Murdergame in Krakow: Voice recordings that involve an unidentified man saying something meant to annoy or needle Lucrezia Mongfish. This mastermind and her cohort were...quite a team. Each recording is a separate instance, somehow, just how many are out there?! A gift from Lucrezia.
- Nina in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby. (x3)
- Trust Exercises and You!: A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
- Nisse: A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips. [SNACK]
- Firethrower Trombone: A trombone that, for some reason, also works as a flamethrower. At least you don’t have to blow into it to expel fire, just hold it and blast flames! A gift from Lucrezia.
- Hot Sauce: A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk! [SNACK?]
- Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
- Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
- GNU Terry Pratchett: A first-edition book by a beloved author. This one is Guards! Guards!, book 8 of the Discworld series.
- Pumice: A porous rock formed during violent volcanic eruptions. Use it to scrape off all that old, dry skin on the body.
- Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it. [DRINK]
- Love Status Ring: Wear it on your right hand, you're looking for love. On your left, you've found it. On both... well, that's just asking for catastrophe.
- Vice: A tool used to grip and stabilize materials (like metal) to shape and fix it. Somehow, just the name conveys a strong sense of power...
- Magnum Permanent Marker: An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
- Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
- Caviar: A tin of fancy caviar. [SNACK]
- Otamatone: Play it as loud as possible to annoy your friends.
- Millennium Prize Problems: These seven important mathematical problems were posted by the Clay Mathematics Institute, with a reward of one million dollars for each one solved.
- Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
- Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
- Lovers' Spaghetti: A fresh and hot plate of spaghetti, made to be shared with your loved one. [SNACK]
- Strawberry: A single strawberry that is sweet and juicy and tastes like a friend gave it to you after taking it straight from the garden of a goddess. [SNACK]
- Argos: ...it's a horse. That's it.
- Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a quoka. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day! (x2)
- Slippers: A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
- Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours. [SNACK] (x2)
- SEXY Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts.
- Moon Rock: A rock taken from the Sea of Tranquility on the moon by the astronauts on Apollo 11. Its composition is apparently unusual for where it was found...
Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is lemon lime. [DRINK]
Jumpsuit: These jumpsuits come in a variety of colors and are perfect for ghostbusting! They somehow perfectly fit you. A gift from Ray.
- Travel Sweets: A tin of sweets made to help ease motion sickness on long car rides, flavored with lemon, honey, and chamomile. [SNACK]
- Coffee (Nice Quality): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
- - NSAID/Mild Painkiller: A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills.
- After-Dinner Mints: A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
- Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
- Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
- Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits!
- Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
- Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
- Brain Ring: A ring in the shape of a brain. I wonder who that could belong to?
- Weighted Companion Cube: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
- Labcoat: A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
- Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
- Nut Basket: It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.
- Chess Set: Oh yeah, it's big brain time.
- Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
- Childchime Mini Cheese Wheel: A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
- Shears: Since Hope's Peak Academy doesn't have a barber, the students are responsible for cutting their own hair.
- Instant Ramen: A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
- Holy Water: It's holy, it's water, its a great vampire repellent (if your vampires were Catholic in life).
- Fruit & Nut Basket: A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.
- Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Cancer symbol on it in gray.
- Taser: Useful for self-defense!
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- Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
- Demon Angel Princess Figure: A collectible figure of Princess Piggles, the popular heroine from "Demon Angel Pretty Pudgy Princess".
- Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
- Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
- Jetsons Chewable Vitamins: A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even here, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
- Hat Trick: A snazzy purple top hat. (x2)
- Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith. (x2)
- Coconut: It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain… [SNACK?]
- Quality Chinchilla Cover: A dark red seat cover. Its refined design is intended for only the most elite clientele.
- Blueberry Perfume: Very popular with men these days. But to be honest, although it does attract the ladies, most guys hate the smell...
- Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons.
- Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
- Lemonade Apple: This oblong imposter from New Zealand’s Yummy Fruit Company does not taste like lemonade. It does, however, taste like a regular apple that was accidentally dropped in lemonade. This may come as a disappointment since, with its bright yellow exterior and snappy branding, you’d expect the Lemonade Apple to send you into a citrusy vortex of cockeyed hysterics, forcing your brain to cope with a contradiction of fruity discord that leaves you penniless and naked on a street corner begging pedestrians to slap you back into what you once considered reality. However, maybe we don’t need such extremities in these troubled times. Great for gift bags! [SNACK?]
- 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven? (x2)
- Bojobo Dolls: Made from seeds and coconut fiber, these are used in Buddhist prayers. You determine your wish based on how you position the arms and legs.
- Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
- Moustache-inator: When you fire this gun, it gives the target a moustache. What loser would think of an invention like this?
- Sports Ball: Great to throw and or bounce or...shoot? (This one is a baseball.)
- Toy Car: A small, RC car! Race them around!
- Michael's Special Stuff: Refreshing, blue, performance enhan- ...this is just water, isn't it. [DRINK]
- Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
- Instant Fruit-Flavored Gelatin: Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
- Framed Coins: A set of fourteen coins, assumed to be part of a collection! Also makes for a fun investment!
- Bon Appetit: A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
- Playstation 4: Contains Pac-Man, The Golf Club Two, Overcooked, and…Mario Kart? What?
- Gamer Fuel: It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt?
- Canadian Flag: O, Canada....
- Emperor's Thong: Designed solely for those in control of their buttocks. For better or
worse, it's unisexual.
- Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
- GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.
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- Model Time Machine: A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
- WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
- Toxic Waste Barrel: Maybe you should just dispose of this. Quickly. (x2)
- Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
- Plastic Mask: For when you want to look… Handsome.
- Atlas Shrugged: A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
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- Gun: An ornately detailed golden revolver. Careful, it's loaded! Goddamn it, Barry.
- Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats. Brought to Anna's party.
- A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE. Used.
- Luscinia - A positively spherical plush toy of a galaxy-colored pigeon in a little orange scarf. When you squeeze her, she coos out a lovely song that will not stop until it’s done, no matter how many more times you squeeze her. Received from Hikage. Gifted to Heart.
- Hydrangea: A Pokeball containing a friendly and playful Shaymin. Returned to Franciscus.
- A Cup of Pine Tea: Tastes earthy and pine-y and like friendship forged through mutual support of each other's vengeance schemes. Drank
- “Almond Flavoring”: A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. Entrusted to Yl'lb.
- Hardlight Watch: A pink, space-age watch that tells time and nothing else, especially not projecting a holographic disguise. It seems to be broken, but an inscription on the back reads “P. Polendina”. Repaired and returned to Penny.
- Whiskey (Shitty): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey. Brought to Anna's party.